Tenga Egg Review - Egg by Egg...

Posted by Mr Betty on October 19, 2021

So a long-term project for us personally to use and review all the Tenga Eggs :)

We've just started and will gradually add to this blog as we go. Overall, we love Tenga Eggs but we can already see they differ a lot. It's confusing to know which to buy so we will share our thoughts. Hopefully one day we will have the full set. Click here to see the full Tenga Egg collection.

So the full standard collection is twelve eggs and there are few extra special ones as well, like the Keith Haring Special Edition Tenga Egg, but for now we will focus on the main twelve - a dozen eggs obviously.

First thing to note is that the top six are standard and the bottom six are the "hard boiled" range. The hard boiled are thicker and maybe a bit stronger so a bit more intense although we wonder whether the feel is more personal with the normal range, especially for couples play.

What is a Tenga Egg?

So a quick recap but can read more here in a previous blog. Tenga Eggs are masturbation toys from Japan. They are the size of a normal egg. You unwrap, open the plastic case, take out the egg shaped silicone masturbator, fill it with the special lube that is inside and away you go. It slides onto your penis and then stretches down so you can masturbate up and down and around and around in all kinds of ways.

They are sold as disposable but we've found you can get several uses out of them. They are also sold as masturbation toys for men but we've found they are great for couples play. Mrs B loved putting in on me, feeling it go up and down my cock and looking at my smiley face! :)

Overall Tenga Egg ranking

This will keep changing as we try more but for now...

1. Tenga Shiny Egg

2. Tenga Cloudy Egg

3. Which one next? Ummm....

Tenga Shiny Egg

Well, I think we might have started with one of the best ones! It was amazing! We did check some other reviews and the Shiny scored highly. Mrs B just loved it on my cock. The design doesn't really feel like the design in the picture. It is more like several big spots which if positioned correctly feel amazing just below the glans and you can really feel as it slides up and down. I think the Shiny is especially good for couples as Mrs B really could manipulate it and feel the pressure points on my cock. Absolutely huge thumbs up! Also we've used a few times and although the shape has deteriorated a touch it still works. 5/5

Tenga Cloudy Egg

After trying the Shiny we were excited to try another and picked the Cloudy, also from the hard boiled range. It has received great reviews elsewhere as apparently it is the thickest and most intense. Well it was certainly a bit thicker and the feeling very different from the Shiny. It sort of envelopes your cock more and you feel the pressure all the way down the shaft in a different way. It did feel really great but not quite as intense for couples play as the Shiny. Mrs B felt a bit more distant from my cock. I tried alone a bit and loved so reckon this is good fun for solo egg beaters :) 4.5/5

Which Tenga Egg next?

We think me might try one of the normal non-hard boiled eggs next but let us know below if you have any requests or your own thoughts on any of the Tenga Eggs. You don't have to show your real name and email address will not show.