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Sex toy fails - my cock still hurts days later!

Posted by Mr Betty on

Le Wand, Le Zip Up Body, Le Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring

Mrs Betty and I had a wonderful session yesterday afternoon testing out some Kinky Betty's products. It's a tough job but somebody has to do it.

Up for fun were the Le Wand, The Cottelli Black Zip Up Body with Cold Shoulder and the Bunny Teaser Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring. Summary on all three - amazing, beautiful and a bit dangerous! :)  

Oh four really as we used the S8 Vanilla Flavoured Lube, which at £3.99 is tremendous as really great quality. I want to try all the other flavours - salted caramel lube anyone! 

S8 Vanilla Lube

Cottelli Plus Size Black Zip Up Body with Cold Shoulder

Well what I can say about Mrs Betty wearing this stunning outfit. I was greeted by her wearing this along with hold up suspenders and high heels and she looked amazing.  I wasn't sure at first seeing online but in the flesh it has wow. It is wet look and clings to the body in all the right places. It is under the plus size range but actually depending the size would fit anyone from a size 12 upwards. Paired with stockings it worked really well, although might try with some latex stockings at some point. 

Anyway, the defining feature is the two-way zip that runs down the middle of the outfit, all the way from the neck, down the front, ummm.....underneath and finishing in the small of the back.  For anybody that sees a zip and wants to undo it this is perfect!

....and I did - well just the important part so great access when Mrs Betty bent over the kitchen table.  It was a wonderful view and fair to say I got a little carried away with myself. It was only afterwards that I realised that as well as fucking the gorgeous Mrs Betty I had been fucking a big zip as well and my cock looked worse for wear.  Next time I will unzip a little more! 

Zip horrors aside we really recommend this outfit. Perfect for a club or party or just for two when want to dress up in something special. 

Cottelli Zip Up Body

Le Wand Rechargeable White Wand Massager

After the little appetiser and with a sore cock we finally had the chance to properly try out the amazing full-size rechargeable massage wand from Le Wand. We were not disappointed  - wow wow wow!

OK this is not a cheap wand but it is worth every penny.  We wanted a high quality replacement for our mains Doxy wand and didn't want to spend quite as much as the Lelo Smart Wand 2. The Le Wand is perfect.  It is as powerful and more versatile than a standard Doxy and as elegant and high quality as the Lelo while being cheaper. 

Le Wand wand massager

First off it just oozes style and quality from the moment you get your hands on the box. The packaging is beautiful and when you get it out the box it looks stunning and you just want to hold it.  

Le Wand wand massager

It is around the same weight as a standard mains-powered Doxy, if anything a touch heavier, but feels much easier to hold given the shape and balance. The Doxy often feels like a two handed job but holding Le Wand with one hand is a breeze. We worried about the power comprise but really no need - at the top end there is really just a tiny or no difference and Mrs Betty, who is used to very powerful wands, was soon squealing.  Oh yes the great thing about Le Wand are the different vibrating patterns. Lost count as to how many but some of them are amazing and got the "roll back eyes" treatment from Mrs Betty.  The large head and flexibility to move in all directions also helps - better than the standard Doxy. Actually tried on my cock as well and definitely enough to make me cum if so wished. So overall Le Wand is fantastic and would be our recommendation for a high-end rechargeable wand massager! (Note currently sold out but will get new supplies in next few days so order now to reserve yours!)  

Le Wand wand massager

 

Le Wand also makes a smaller, more travel friendly model that is 10 inches, so a bit smaller, and cheaper, but very similar stylish design. Sure it must be a winner as well!  Click the picture for a closer look in store. 

 

Le Wand Petite Gold - Rechargeable Wand Massager

 

Fun Bunny Teaser Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring

Now after the....ahem....zip incident I should have been careful with the next stage but we just had to try this new cock ring after it sitting there lonely and unused for a couple of weeks. Overall glad we did as it was incredible! Fantastic pleasure for both of us and I challenge you to find a more pleasurable toy at this price - if any ideas please comment below as we want to try! 

Bunny Vibrating Cock Ring

So this is a cock ring with a difference. The cock ring itself is a good one - stretchy and flexible but really tight - but combined with the bunny ears with the little vibrating bullet and the small anal dildo it is a winner.  For me it felt great with the cock ring on, although needed lube for comfort, and the vibrating ears gave an extra buzz. For Mrs Betty it was orgasmic. The cock ring made me almost instantly and very noticeably thicker first off.  Then the bunny ears vibrating against her clit as I fucked her.  And then the dildo inside her arse and moving in and out at the same time. Really a triple combo of double penetration and clit vibrator. Strongly recommend this to any couple and, if a little cautious on anal, the dildo part is relatively small and thin so not too much of a challenge, provided lots of lube. 

Now the only problem is the zip incident.  Putting a tight cock ring on a cock that has already been savaged by a zip wasn't the best idea. It was worth but still suffering a tad a few days on! :)

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So in conclusion we loved all three items but note to self - don't fuck a zip and if you do then definitely don't follow up with a tight cock ring and more fucking. 

Please comment away below with your own silly sex-toy fails or pop over to the Naughty Corner Chat to discuss

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