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Anal toys - note to self, uh oh....

Posted by Mr Betty on

I had a little play session today with Kinky Betty and not my finest hour. I seem to have lots of those. Anal play was on the cards today as we had a new anal toy to try out - an inflatable butt plug. We have lots of anal toys but are far from anal experts and this was a new one to try.  

Full on anal sex is fun but but we do love anal sex toys and and they are a great way to ease into anal play for those new and nervous. Of course, even the more experienced need to ease into things and prepare slowly. 

So we were all ready. Kinky Betty had douched beforehand and we had the lube lined up, including a special lubricant for anal sex with a slight desensitising agent. After the usual foreplay, we moved on glass butt plugs as a way to get things things going.  The small one really just slips in once lubed up and is a perfect introduction. It would be great to just stop there for beginners.  There is obviously a whole range of anal butt plugs out there but there is something special about glass butt plugs. It slid in easily and the coolness of the glass gave a wonderful feeling, so I was told. And with the hardness of the glass, I could feel it very easily against my cock inside.  

Anyway that went fine and then we moved up to the larger glass butt plug to up things a notch. Same wonderful feeling and stretched slightly more.  

Then time for the for the inflatable butt plug. As you can see from the picture there are two main parts - the vaguely dildo shaped part that is very soft and relatively thin and the bulb part that is used to pump up the dildo once inside.  The dildo part is very soft with no air but when pumped up gets much larger and quite hard.  

So more anal lube and away we go. I must admit that after the glass dildos I thought the inflatable butt plug would just slide in but it was a struggle.  It sort of went half in and then the rest needed a lot of pushing, wiggling, squeezing etc.  Betty was not exactly comfortable but she is a brave soul.  After a bit more lube and wiggling, voila It was in. Time to pump and see what this baby can do.  

Then I realised and went into “oh fuck fuck fuck!” mode. Betty later said she was tad worried.  Had I cum too early?  (yes I was fucking as all this was going on) Had there been a minor catastrophe?  Bleeding?  

Then I giggled.  Twat face here has inserted the bulb pump end rather than the dildo end.  Not only is not shaped for anal insertion but because it’s for pumping, the air flows back and always keeps it hard. So I was trying to insert a rather large hard bulbous object instead of the soft thin one ready for pumping.  It always pay to know your arse from your elbow or pump from your dildo.  

After the brief shock and panic, the pump was removed and shock horror the right part slid in very easily. Once in and started pumping Betty said it was a very different sensation to anything she had felt before - very different to normal butt plugs, dildos, cocks etc.  Much more full and engulfing. We need another go without the hiccup but a great little addition to the toy bag and judging by the subsequent blow job very well appreciated by Kinky Betty! :) 

I did have my eye on getting a locking butt plug which looks something like a corkscrew crossed with one of those screw fixings that opens out butterfly wings as you tighten the screw. Based on recent form I had better not buy. I might get confused and try to open a bottle of wine with it and use the corkscrew on poor Betty!  

Yours truly,

 Just about not in the dog house

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